In my opinion, the most annoying real website ever

• Always resizes your browser to exactly 120% of your screen resolution.
• Launches three pop-up ads on page load.
• Has a black background (or distracting tiled picture) with bright yellow text.
• Has at least two animated banner ads that say “click this ad for a free iPod!” through your speakers.
• Opens external links in new windows.
• Has horrible navigation.
• Has little design whatsoever.
• Makes you register to leave a comment. During the registration, you have to confirm your account via email, and say “no” to the 23 mailing lists you would otherwise be subscribed to.
• Says “best viewed in Internet Explorer” at the top of the page, and does not work well in any other (more standards-compliant) browser.
• Takes two minutes to load at 780k/sec.
• Plays music on page load.
• Has so many typos and grammatical errors it’s impossible to understand anything.
• Copies and pastes entire content from other sites instead of linking.
• Is stingy with links, and uses nofollow (or JavaScript onClick) to avoid passing any PageRank.
• Offers an email subscription, but not RSS, and assumes that you would still want to subscribe after seeing their site.
• Opens more pop-ups when you leave.

I spent half an hour in Photoshop making the image you see above. I’d say it looks sufficiently annoying.